Men and Sharks
I know you're all wondering why I haven't posted for a while. I have been very busy defending my masculinity. After that audio blog, some people questioned my membership as one of the stronger sex.
Yes, I am a man. I'll swear it on my stack of classic Playboy magazines if I must. I led the panty raids at Camp Ramah and, as you can see from my home movies, I'm a real good dancer.
But that's not enough. I am going to swim with the sharks along the Galapagos Islands. I like these guys. I respect them. And I think they'll respect me too.